I have a wheelchair slave visiting, and he is thirsty. As a polite host, I have no problem feeding him. So I tell him to hold out his mitts, and shove a really big load of shit in his hands. The slave start eating, but he gets thirsty, and he do not need to ask me twice! I get a glass and fill it with my really yellow piss, so am I the greatest host or what?He seem by the way to enjoy my cooking.