Adventures Of Jack Sparrow Bottle With A Message

You and I are having a delightful afternoon hiking on the sea together. We are having some intimate time with each other that is somewhat public to attempt to get some exercise after eating and holding for you for 3 days. The exercise gives us the desired result: me having to take a Yam-sized dump on the sea bank. Very first I have to pee really bad lol. I start off by peeing for you. I get some pee on the ground! Then, I get into position to poop for you. It is really big and pushing against my butt hole. I have to push really hard and grunt and moan. Then I push the shit out of me into the bottle, insert a note into it and throw the bottle into the river. Let the one who finds this bottle read the message and eat all the crap.