All You Get To Eat Is My Shit

Oh god, my plumbing hasnt been working lately and I indeed have to take a crap fortunately, I know someone who can help me, and I wont even have to pay him thats right, its you my fortunate little toilet. Im going to be using you from now on! And youll do it, because youre just starving for any attention from me, willing to take whatever Im willing to give to you So cmon, toilet slave, and eat my feces for days and days on end and Ill never use my plumbing again I make sure you have enough to eat of my shit and my pee .