Been Full Shitting And Pissing While Sunbathing

When I was sunning myself naked on the rooftop, my neighbor came and pissed on me.I was totally perplexed. Then he sat down with his arse on my face and I had to gobble his ass hole. But not enough, he suddenly started to shit crapped on my tits. Then he rubbed his shit on my body and smeared me with it fully. So I had him then a blow and then he let me so lying in the sun and still thought that would be the best sunscreen for me!