This is a peak for al bosses out there: your employees CANt know that you crap! Especially not how bad it stinks. So if you have a private office but no private bathroom and dont want to lose your power and authority, go after my tips! I showcase you why all the mugs go missing from the office. Im taking them into my private office and shitting in them, then taking them home to dispose of - its pretty devious and that way I dont ever stink up the employee bathroom ; Youd never suspect this put-together business woman has a dirty secret and an even dirtier asshole xoxo.
