Closeup Poop And Rectal Thermometer

This is a groundhogging backwards-facing crap with rectal temperature taking and dirty talk. I commence off the movie by telling you in detail about my last bowel movement, then telling you what I last ate. Then I tell you how absolutely desperate I am for the toilet, I have been desperate since I woke up and its mid-afternoon now! I set the camera down below my arse nice and close so you can see my taut little anus. I groundhog a little, taunting you with my logs, then when I just cant hold it in any longer I start pushing and a very large pile of light brown, soft shit comes out. I tell you how it feels as it comes out then I wink and flex my asshole a little before sticking a rectal thermometer in. I take my temperature in Celsius, squeezing the tip and telling you how it feels before showing you the filthy tip of the thermometer close-up in detail. Then I wipe, leaving a big streak up my ass crack and wink it a little more before signing off.