I Make A Living Eating Shit

Office job? Feces. Construction? More poo. I dont wanna do this dead-end jobs. I prefer to do something really sick and get paid obscene amounts of money for it. Im a human toilet, where I wait for poopy cunts to unload their disgusting cunts for me to swallow. I open my mouth and take it all in - the watery ones, the solid ones, the ones containing food love them all!