Hey honey, come here for a sec, would yah? I need you to do something nice for me. Put your face right up to my arse and hold it there. you ready? Good! Ill pack your mouth with massive thick smelly shit and I need you to eat it for me! Oops, it smells disgusting, babe. Let me take videotape at your face. Do you like the taste of my shit? So you like my dirty asshole, too! I cant keep this shit to myself anymore .