Infinite Toilet Hole

Are you ready, my toilet? You truly want to eat my phat smelly delicious poo? Well, Im do it for you! Just open your mouth and swallow my stinky fragrant shit. I will use your mouth instead of a garbage can. Be my toilet paper, lick my asshole carefully. Do you want even more shit? Now I will spit in your mouth and you will have to swallow everything that proceeds from me in your running toilet mouth. You toilet hole, you pathetic being. Haha.