Poop Pie

I know you guys love home cooking, so I thought I would make you a special, fresh, home-made apple pie! Very first I cut up a fresh apple in the kitchen wearing nothing but an apron and then i took it into the bathroom and added a nice hot layer of my steaming poop right on top of the apples! Of course it needed to be yummy so I pissed on the mixture and then I spread it nice and even and put a little cool whip right on top for you! Enjoy!