Shit Sandwich Al Tina Blade

Tina Blade is paying me a visit, and we have a real feces eater here today. He have just finished a meal that I served him, and Tina comes running telling me she needs to crap. So the toilet must just get in position again. Tina begin defecating a lot, and the toilet misses a lot of the kaviar. I am not to glad about this, so I get a spoon for Tina to start feeding him with the shit on the floor. But it goes slow, and he is struggling. So I get a sandwich from the kitchen, and Tina places her shit in between the pieces of bread. So now he can manage eating on his own. He gets very thirsty, so I get a glass and I pee in it so that he has something to drink with the sandwich, so does Tina. So he should be very appreciative that we take such good care of him, and feed him like we do.