Im ready to go into my toilet. However, I indeed do have terrible tummy ache and I think I need to have a good feces. Perhaps you would like to join me as I relieve myself. Of course, I know you really want to enjoy eating my delicious hors doeuvre shit and drink my pee. Therefore, I have prepared a nice treat for you. As you can see I didnt waste any and its so appetizing. Im happy that your going to enjoy the delicious taste of my very special shit .