My fresh pet was so sluggish and inattentive today that I determined to give it a little discipline to remind him of who is truly boss here. I tugged on his leash hard to lead him to the center of the room. My bladder felt fairly full that day, and it was easy for me to release a massive salty flood across his face and into his mouth. He failed to swallow everything, the old dog, and he made a mess. Oh, not to worry. Hes not getting out of here unless he spins his head and begins mopping up the mess he made with his tongue.