Do you ever get the urge to urinate somewhere other than a plain old toilet? I know I do! This day was no exception, so I commenced out taking a nice long urinate in the drown followed by a yam-sized raw fart that sounded extra nasty because of the echo in the sink. Then I found a left over new years hat from our party a few weeks ago and filled that up, then I started refilling one of my slaves mt dew bottles... those sodas are so bad for him so I will start giving him my recycled pee instead! Last but not least, I was sitting on the couch at the end of the day, answering emails and chatting with my kinky friends and I didnt feel like getting up so I pulled off my pants and leaned off the couch and just flooded the living room. Mmm felt so good!
