Whole Milk Bubble Guts

Since I spend most of my time drinking almond milk, when I have a massive glass of entire milk and two slices of cake, it truly does a number on my tummy! You get to lay in bed beside me this morning while I push out all the farts that resulted from that milk and then follow me to the potty and enjoy the sounds of all that poo exploding out of my fat ass! Too bad you couldnt smell it, it was rank!